I fucking hated parts.
When did Sawyer totally loose his balls? He used to be Han now he is Anakin.
Sawyer spent three years (in the past) living as a Dharma dude with Juliet. Basically, he got older and domesticated
The being that rules the island comes back from the dead to tell you to bring your mortally wounded dude to a magic temple to get him all fixed up real good, why don't you bring the dead chick? It couldn't fucking hurt.
Because she was dead, not wounded. And because they didn't know why Jacob told Hurley to do that. Jacob just said (paraphrase) "if you want to save your friend take him to that cave Jin went to," not "...and there's a magic fountain that brings people back to life."
When the Earl McGraw Jr translated and asked Jack if he was sure and that there would be consequences, why didn't he at least ask "What consequences?"
Because that's Jack. He's never once that I can recall thought to ask questions like that. And he's broken up with guilt about fucking things up and getting Sayid shot and Juliet killed. So he's desperately looking for anything to fix his screw-up.
I can only hope that means Pai-Mei gets to fuck Jack's mouth. It's not gay if it brings your friend back from the dead.
Keep your sick fantasies to yourself, mister.
Why didn't Marshall McFuckles have back up waiting for him right off the plane?
They are fucking US Marshalls, can't they get past some airport security?
Doesn't a US Marshall have some pull at the goddamn airport?
The only thing I can surmise is that his backup was supposed to be the guys who took Charlie off the plane. And even that isn't much of an answer.
Thank goodness Evil-Locke-Smokemonster beat a bunch of dudes to death.
Yeah. It was nice to get an actual answer confirming something long suspected, ie, that smokey, the ghosts and evil dude were all the same guy.
