For your Birthday, Pro, I've hooked you up with the "Official Prometheus Me-Time Birthday Package." A bong with the stickiest of the icky, a six-pack of fine beer, the complete fifth season of Dr. Who, and the secret pictures of Sneaky Bunny. Enjoy your evening alone, as I'll also be taking your wife out on the town, as I know you'll want to roll solo with the "Official Prometheus Me-Time Birthday Package," and that she'll FINALLY be available!

Happy Birthday!!!

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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