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Uschi #1063490 2009-06-06 2:10 AM
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(978): Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #1063495 2009-06-06 2:14 AM
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oh dear, Jeff Glacier...

(816): She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #1063512 2009-06-06 2:33 AM
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(508): hdsncx Gizmo asnqw toilet blanasdi
(214): ok, stay where you are, be there soon


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #1063524 2009-06-06 2:57 AM
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(818): i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #1063543 2009-06-06 3:44 AM
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
...me

(978): Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.


What were you doing in western Massachusetts? I mean, besides cutting your own hair, that is.


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Joe Mama #1063734 2009-06-07 3:20 PM
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Apparently drunk and in a relationship! BTW is that anywhere near Boston or Worcester or thereabouts? 'Cause if so, the oldest I coulda been was 9.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
Uschi #1063738 2009-06-07 3:51 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Uschi
Apparently drunk and in a relationship! BTW is that anywhere near Boston or Worcester or thereabouts? 'Cause if so, the oldest I coulda been was 9.


West of Worcester and for north of Boston. Admit it, you took a trip to Springfield and drunken-texted Bunny...


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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Joe Mama #1064114 2009-06-09 10:21 PM
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(570): I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.

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Wow someone wrote about Snarf. I'm sure they don't have much to worry about tho

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: Uschi
...me

(978): Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.


What were you doing in western Massachusetts? I mean, besides cutting your own hair, that is.
You trimming the hair down there?


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