This is a variation of a Bill Clinton joke:
Bill Clinton dies, and goes to hell.
Satan tells Clinton he can choose from several options of how he'll spend eternity.
Satan opens the door to a first room, where Ted Kennedy is standing on a bridge. He jumps off, into the river, swims to shore, and then goes back up to the bridge, and jumps off and swims again. Over and over for eternity.
"So what do you think?", Satan asks.
"I don't know..." Clinton responds "I catch cold easily, that isn't a good choice for me"
Satan opens a door to a second room, where Charles Coulson is breaking up huge rocks with a sledge hammer, for all eternity.
"So what do you think?" Satan asks.
"Well, my hands are kind of sensitive. I think all that impact would hurt them. This isn't for me either.
Satan opens another door. Inside is Jesse Jackson lying on his back. Kneeling over him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what Monica Lewinsky does best.
"so what do you think?" asks Satan.
"Yeah. I think I can do this!" says Clinton.
"Okay, Monica" says Satan, "You can go..."
