What do condoms and coffins have in common?
They both have stiffs in them, but one's coming and one's going.
What's the difference between 365 condoms and a tire...
A tire might be a goodyear, but 365 condoms is a GREAT year!
Did you hear about the idiot that put the ice cubes in his condom?
He wanted to keep the swelling down.
Why do cowboys use denim condoms?
Because they shrink to fit.
