What a hackey douchey episode.
Ben has feeeeeeeeelings. Blech.
Even when Jack finally takes a leap of faith it comes with a douche chill.
Let's all cry, hug, and sing Kum Ba Ya.
Enough with the stupid everybody comes back to the beach in slow motion bullshit.
They've done it.
That Asian chick has NO ass.
How do her pants stay up?
Because Jacob touched her?
