afflickaration: a momentary power loss
Example: the school alarms are going off and computers are not working because of the afflickaration


affluential: Simultaneous possession of both money and power (or influence).
Example: When I'm affluential, I won't have to worry about anything.


Affrotolerance: The tolerance of tight perms.
Example: Check out his do. He must have a real affrotolerance to sport that barnet. (Barnet is colloquial London slang for hairdo.)