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POLE RIGGERS!

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133) Saddle your penis then straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
135) Shield your rocks then pond her box

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STAR OF DAVID



Two beggars are sitting on a park bench in Mexico City. One 
is holding a cross and one a Star of David. Both are holding 
hats to collect contributions. People walk by, lift their 
noses at the man with the Star of David and drop money in 
the hat held by the man with the cross.

Soon the hat of the man with the cross is filled and the hat 
of the man with the Star of David is empty.

A priest watches & then approaches the men. He turns to the 
man with the star of David and says: "Young man. Don't you 
realize that this is a Catholic country? You'll never get 
any contributions in this country holding a Star of David."

The man with the Star of David turns to the man with the 
cross and says: "Moishe, can you imagine, this guy is 
trying to tell us how to run our business!"

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230 - Don't Cry For Me Argentina - Festival

231 - Could It Be Magic - Donna Summer

232 - T. S. O. P. - M.F.S.B. (M. F. S. B. / MFSB)

233 - You Should Be Dancing - Bee Gees

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35 - He's The Greatest Dancer - Sister Sledge

36 - Le Freak - Chic

37 - Contact - Edwin Starr

38 - I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

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administrivia: Small print at the bottom of written documents, particularly those written by corporate lawyers.
Example:


administrivial, administrivia: (adj, n) The useless corporate act of filling out development plans, status reports, email correspondence, replying to voicemail, etc. The things nobody would do unless he had to.
Example: I spent three hours taking care of all the administrivia (administrivial stuff) this afternoon.


adorababe: Adorable + babe. Used when someone is both hot and cute.
Example: My girlfriend is perfect, she's adorababe.

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aarqeunaamaaei: (Pronounciation: arch-ay-nay-mey) Used in the place of arch enemy. However, aarqeunaamaaei usually refers to political enemies.
(Plural: aarqeunaamaaeis)
Example: Fidel Castro and George W. Bush are aarqeunaamaaeis.


Aazing: Like amazing, but not quite.
Example: The 30-story building was aazing.


abacoral: The backbone of a snail.
Example: Hello, class. We're going to look for abacorals today.


Abal: Used by the younger generation to label a person as dumb, uncouth, unsophisticated.
Example: You're just an Abal.

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67.  I have extremely bad diarrhea. I mean REALLY bad. I am stuck in the house for a LONNNNNNNG time. A *long* time. 



69.  This one was actually used by one of my employees.  "Sorry I did not show up yesterday, I locked myself in the bathroom."

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dammit, Frank, you're gonna make us look weak in front of the pole riggers!

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