With the very recent information I supplied about things venerial being enjoyed by at least two people, I remembered this off-topic collumn I used to have on the DCMBs and have decided to force more upon you. So I am here to resurrect it in a place it will not become deleted.

[biiiig grin] FUN FACTS! [biiiig grin]

This is a repeat, but just so good...
Tycho Brahe was some rich ass back in the day who took astronomical observations for Johannas Kepler (great guy. gave us the Three Laws of Planetary Motion. important shit. he reminds me of Batman.). He also liked to party. Woo. So, anyhoo, Brahe was having a party one night and the Duke of ~mumblemumble~ was there. According to proper conduct, no one was to leave the table before the Duke, right? Problem is, the Duke didn't drink much and Brahe had this fucking HUGE goblet he kept draining. Soon enough he really had to pee. Like, REALLY. But the Duke wasn't goin' ANYWHERE ann Brahe was too 'noble' to be rude and leave himself. So, in the end, Brahe say there until <AAAAA!> his bladder burst. Like, Plooie! Gone. He died from that.

True story. He also had a golden nose.