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#111418 2003-06-01 9:41 AM
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Because radio waves travel at 186,000 miles per second and sound waves saunter at 700 miles per hour, a broadcast voice can be heard sooner 13,000 miles away than it can be heard at the back of the room in which it originated.

It has been recommended by dentists that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (two meters) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush!

During World War II, a German U-boat was sunk by a truck. The U-boat in question attacked a convoy in the Atlantic and then rose to see the effect. The merchant ship it sank had material strapped to its deck including a fleet of trucks, one of which was thrown in the air by the explosion, landing on the U-boat and breaking its back

Jeremy Bentham, a British philosopher who died in 1832,left his entire estate to the London Hospital provided that his body be allowed to preside over its board meetings. His skeleton was clothed and fitted with a wax mask of his face. It was present at the meeting for 92 years.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma

#111419 2003-06-01 9:47 AM
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There is a three letter, one-syllable word that becomes a three syllable word by adding one letter to the end of it. What is it?

#111420 2003-06-01 2:58 PM
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Oh, a riddle, eh?
NO idea.

But here's another somewhat easier one:

It is better than God; more evil than the Devil, rich people need it; poor people have it.
What is it?

#111421 2003-06-02 3:39 AM
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Thats easy! Your as blind as a bat!

Wait. Thats a diffrent one. Rats!

#111422 2003-06-02 5:13 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Wednesday:
There is a three letter, one-syllable word that becomes a three syllable word by adding one letter to the end of it. What is it?

Are = A three letter, one-syllable word
Area = A three syllable word

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It is better than God; more evil than the Devil, rich people need it; poor people have it.
What is it?

I've heard this riddle so many times, but I've never heard the answer. My head hurts.
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#111423 2003-06-02 8:14 PM
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The solution is: "Nothing."

Hey... where's Dave? He was supposed to tell me how I was wrong! C'MON! I wanna sound smart! How can I sound smart when I can only spout outdated theories?!

<edited for spelling>

#111424 2003-06-17 9:31 PM
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The thing about black holes that makes them black holes is, of course, that even light cannot escape from them. Thus, black. The reason light can't escape them is because spacetime is pulled infinitly far as approaching the singularity <the central, infinitly dense point or ring>. And I said space-time. Theoretically, if something falls into a black hole, it will never reach the singularity. Because time and space are pulled infinately far. It will take 'till infinity to reach the singularity. Makes sense. So, if a person was to 'fall' into a black hole looking out, <if not pulled apart by spaghettification> they could see the end of the universe. Because as they fall in, light would continue to fall in after them for "infinity" and, since light travels at C from the starting speed <and in 'empty' space... blah blah blah>, it would still reach the infallen person like normal. <Towards the center would likely be black.> Wouldn't that be cool?

#111425 2003-06-17 10:12 PM
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I have a penis and a vagina......so when people tell me to go fuck myself......I do. [biiiig grin]

#111426 2003-06-18 12:17 AM
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Imagine if you will that your life time is a piece of string.

One end of it your birth the other end your death.

Now roll that string into a ball.

Now if you use some sort of science you would be able to "Quantum Leap" to different points along your own life time.

Leaping from life to life.

Putting right what once went wrong.

Your only friend Al in the form of a hologram only you can see and hear.

Hopeing your next leap will be...the...leap....home.

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#111427 2003-06-18 12:52 AM
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Oh Boy!

#111428 2003-06-18 9:41 PM
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DAMN I gotta see that show. I watched it as a kid, but I don't remember much. It was above my head. Maybe they'll put it on DVD some day. Sounds excellent. I remember likeing it even though I didn't get it.

#111429 2003-06-18 10:38 PM
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I used to love it when he leaped into a woman.....Best Show Ever. [izzat so?]

#111430 2003-06-18 10:39 PM
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Wasn't she having a baby?

I remember once he was in a life raft and stopped it sinking with some chewing gum.

That is all.

#111431 2003-06-18 11:04 PM
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Anyone remember when he was trapped under a landslide and saved himself by blowing a flag out of his ski pole so people could find him.

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He's like a time-traveling MacGuyver!

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