YOU MIGHT BE A GUN NUT
- if you find yourself doing trigger and muzzle control on the bottle of your wife's glass cleaner
- if you own a guns you haven't shot yet
- if you have a room in your house dedicated to guns
- if when someone says "but what if you don't have a gun with you?" and after 15 minutes you still can comprehend how that would be possible.
- if the sound of full auto gun fire makes you feel all warm and fuzzy
