stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to be leglislation against it.
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
Talk about getting old. I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.
