Ok, I know how Lost ends. At the last moment Sawyer cons Jack into giving up his mojo and leaving the island with Kate. Kate is all like "Nooo, James!" but Sawyer's like "Y'get on that plane, freckles. You don't do that, you're gonna regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life". So Kate leaves with Jack and then Smokey arrives and starts shooting at them... but Ben betrays him and kills the monster. In the end only Sawyer and Ben are left in the island and Sawyer says "Y'know, this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship".
That's actually better than what I bet we get.
