When people stop posting here we can't say for sure what's going on with them, and in some cases we don't care. But I doubt they go over to continuing RKMB posters' houses and use their screen names to post here. That's a bit silly don't yo--

Oh no, First National Bastard just walked in here and he's got a blowtorch! Get away from me!! AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH!!


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.