Yes yes, about when the original Superman took criminals on air roller coaster rides to scare them into confession, only to have them faint instead.
"Maybe I'm biased because of my age." No kidding. Were you born anywhere near 1939? 1956? 1970? I guess you can ignore basic common knowledge of septuagenarian super-heroes and still be labeled a psychologist.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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