Zzap probably took his laptop to divorce court so he could post while his wife was divorcing his ass. He probably got pissed when the judge asked him questions.

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!