Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Captain Zzap
 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
 Originally Posted By: Ollie North
having trouble adjusting to the fact that hypocrisy runs thick through the veins of this board


if that's the worst we're being accused of, I'll take it as a compliment.


I knew that you would. In fact, I said so in my post. Thank you for being soooo predictable.

Zzap!


should I apologize for hurting your friends' feelings? will that help bring you closure?


If you're referring to whomod and the vile posts made by "whomod's daughter", we'll tell you when we're prepared to allow you to sue for clemency.

Zzap!


I didn't ask about overhyped nonsense that's been blown sadly out of proportion. I just wanted to know what we could do to help your guys feel less butthurt in here.


Whoopsie, my bad. I misunderstood your question. As for helping us feel less butthurt, I guess I could go for a nice deep tissue massage, and if you could wash my car that would be swell. Oh, and I have some sewing that needs to be done.

When can I expect you?

Zzap!


just step on back from your computer and wait right there by the door. I'll be over any moment now.


Uh oh! Hang on a minute, I'm not wearing any clothes. I like to post in the nude.

Zzap!


No wonder he didn't want his kids around.