Well, hell, time to reminisce...
All abooooard for the U.S.A. Cartoooooooooooooooooon Express!
* Jabba-Jabba-Jabba-Jabba-Jabba-Jabba-Jabba Jaaaaaaws
* It's a BIG BIG BIG BIG go-ril-il-il-il-il-il-uh!
* HONG-KONG FOOEY... The number one super guy...
* Time to exit, stage left...
* HERCULOIDS!!
* Inch-Eye Private Eye, bitch.
* The motherfucking Hair Bear Bunch. Jive-talkin', polyester-wearin' bears with afros. Motherfuck.
Shirt T-T-T-T-Tails!!!!! (Remember the blinking emergency mushroom?!)
The little pink actions figures... didn't move, no points of articulation, just little pink guys, each different from the other. They looked like monsters and warriors. I had a shoebox full of 'em. What were they called?
Those action figures with the rub-on indicator on their chest. Rub their mood-ring-like indicator to reveal if they were Earth, Air, Water, or Fire... and then do battle! Earth beats Air! Water beats Fire! Fire beats Earth!
Fucking Glowworms. Squeeze 'em and they lit up. Those things got me through many a dark, scary night.
And the chi-chis? Don't you mean the monchichis? "We're the monchichis..."
The spooky Nickelodian spot that had the words "Nickelodian... Nickelodian... Nickeloooooooooooooodian..." come out of a cartoon toaster...
Pinwheel, Pinwheel spinning around / Look at my pinwheel and see what I found...
One elephant went out to play / upon a spider's web one day / he had such enormous fun / that he called for another elephant to come / Two elephants went out to play / upon a spider's web one day / they had such enormous fun / that they called for another elephant to come...
Today's Special / Shout it loud and clear / TODAY'S SPECIAL!
It's... BANANAMAN!!
Danger Mouse! Danger Mouse!
"I don't know!" ... "Water!"
"Blue skies, Barth burgers, GIRLS!"
"Lisa! Dooooooon't encourage your motherrrr!"
I can do anything / Just take a look / it's in a book / It's Reading Rainbow (reading raaaainbowwww)
Muppet Bay-ay-bees / we make our dreams come true (oo-oooo-ooooo) / Muppet Bay-ay-bees / we'll do the same for you (oo-ooo-ooooo) / When your world looks kinda weird / And you wish that you weren't they-ee-er / then close your eyes and make believe / and you can be aaaany-way-er
PHOTON! PHA-PHA-PHA-PHA PHOTON!
GO-BOTS! GO-BOTS! MIGHTY VEHICLES! ROBOTS!
"Captain CaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAve-MaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaN!!!!! (And son!!)"
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