Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces.
Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse?
A. It's no fun beating a dead horse.
Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.
Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump?
A. "Having car trouble?"
Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy?
A. I don't know either.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.
