The Girlfriend Song


when my girlfriends not around i masterbate when
my girlfriends not around i masterbate

i fucked myself late last night because i had
nothing else to do i love the way i masterbate
because the girl dont know what to do

when your girlfriend is around i halucinate when
your girlfriend is around i halucinate

i see your girlfriend through my eyes as someone i
could fuck i hate my girlfriend for what she is
goddamn i think im stuck

when your girlfriend is around i halucinate when
your girlfriend is around i halucinate

went to prison for a dui jacked myself until i got
real high i fucked my pillow i fucked my hand im a
horny little bastard understand