RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The Cheese Thread (any posts without cheese will be removed)

Deny the Shatner, and you may as well deny the word "cheese" itself.

Just a second, I'm trying to hear.

Ford Fairlane:
I could have been anything. I could have been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up in the morning, they fish, they sell fish, they smell fish. Reminds me of a girl I used to go with, Yvonne. She smelled like fish.
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Ford Fairlane:
You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life!
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Ford Fairlane:
You see what I'm saying to you? That's what I'm saying. What am I saying? I don't know!
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Ford Fairlane:
Keith Richards is rolling over in her grave. The frigin' guy isn't even dead yet!
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Ford Fairlane:
They write about cases like these in the private eye handbook, honey. Something about a ten foot pole.
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Ford Fairlane:
So many a**holes, so few bullets.
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Ford Fairlane:
Write down my number, it's 555-6321, got it?
A woman:
Yeah. Wait a minute, 5-5-5's not a real number, they only use that in the movies.
Ford Fairlane:
No sh**, honey. What do you think this is, real life?
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Ford Fairlane:
Have a Twinkee, snapperhead.
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Ford Fairlane:
I've heard cats fu** with more harmony than this kid.
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Girl:
Ford, we just needed to be held!
Ford Fairlane:
You got the bonus plan.
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Ford Fairlane:
I'm so terrifical, I even had my own toll-free number: 1-800-UNBELIEVABLE.
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Ford Fairlane:
Nice tie, Lt. Anus, sir.
Lt. Amos:
Are you calling me an a**hole, a**hole?
Ford Fairlane:
I'm calling you an anus, anus. But, if you prefer.
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Ford Fairlane:
Now you pay . . . it's called Citizen's Castration.
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Ford Fairlane:
Top of the world, ma!
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Tourist:
We're from Wisconsin.
Ford Fairlane:
Yeah, and I'm from my dad's penis. Get outta here.
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Johnny Crunch:
Guys like you, you do grow on trees.
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Ford Fairlane:
Shake me, Jazz.
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Ford Fairlane:
You're just in time to see what I refer to as: solving the case. It's cute. I think you'll like it

Body Count
Queen


All the young kids learn to dance in the combat zone
Never dared to take a chance
Goin' home alone

But it gets so fucky cold
When it's late at night

Leave the foxholes on their own
Do you sleep well at night?

Body count, feeling hot
Body count, keeping warm

Friends are playing with danger
They don't know where it's found
With their casual letters
It's just another chain

You've lost the innocence
That you've never found
Standing in the DMZ
Don't get turned around

(chorus)
Body count, feeling hot
Body count, Vietnam

It's not the game, it's a scar
And they won't let you wear your khakis
And your Izods anymore

You can go get shot to hell
They don't want you anymore because

All the young kids learn to dance in the combat zone
Never dare to take a chance
You're going home alone
Military metaphors
Are metaphors no more

Keeping up with protocol
You're dancin' off to war

(repeat chorus)

Do you sleep well at night?

Body count, Vietnam

They can say what they want
But you have your doubts

It's not what you've lost
It's what your without

When I ran so far
And they just turned away

I doesn't bother me by the light of day
But at night, I hear your call
Late at night, I hear your call

I saw the mirror that you broke today
I saw the ceiling falling down your way

When they looked at you, you could turn away
You didn't bother then by the light of day, you'll stay

But at night, I hear your call
Late at night, I hear your call

You said that you could turn away
I knew that you going to stay

The walls are falling all around
They pinned you down onto the ground
But at night, I hear your call
Vietnam, I hear you call

Some cooks believe that food items cooked with wine or liquor will be non-alcoholic, because alcohol's low boiling point causes it to evaporate quickly when heated. However, a study found that some of the alcohol remains: 25% after 1 hour of baking or simmering, and 10% after 2 hours.

Sushi does not mean "raw fish", and not all sushi includes raw fish. The name sushi refers to the vinegared rice used in it. Sushi is made with sumeshi, rice which has been gently folded with rice vinegar, salt, and sugar dressing.[43] The rice is traditionally topped by raw fish, cooked seafood, fish roe, egg, and/or vegetables such as cucumber, daikon radish, and avocado. The related Japanese term sashimi is closer in definition to "raw fish", but still not quite accurate: Sashimi can also refer to any uncooked meat or vegetable, and usually refers more to the dish's presentation than to its ingredients. The dish consisted of sushi rice and other fillings wrapped in seaweed is called makizushi, and includes both "long rolls" and "hand rolls".

Ways To Know You Are In Love
The most common but most important feeling is the indescribable butterflies in your stomach.

When you can’t stop thinking about the person despite all your efforts, you may be in love.

Chuck Robb Gets a Nude Massage from Miss Virginia

Former Virginia Senator Chuck Robb is living proof that a blown-up sex scandal isn't always a career ender. Two years into his first term in the Senate, Robb admitted in 1991 that while he was governor of Virginia (1982-'86) he had been alone in a hotel room with 1983 Miss Virginia Tai Collins.

To hear it from Robb, the two simply shared some champagne, she gave him a nude massage, and the two went on their way. Sure. Totally innocent. But Tai Collins remembers things a little differently. (Wikipedia)

Collins appeared on the cover of the October, 1991, issue of Playboy (seen at left), saying in an interview that the two had carried on an 18-month full-contact sexual affair while Robb was governor.

Robb's denials were almost as laughable as his 1988 claim that he had never used cocaine and didn't even know what it looked like, after he was accused of some hard partying in his days as governor.

Despite all the controversy, Robb won reelection in 1994, though he was defeated in 2000 by Republican George Allen.

Gary Hart Blows His Shot at the Presidency

This picture of Gary Hart with 29-year-old model Donna Rice, taken aboard his yacht, Monkey Business, in 1987, helped sink the former senator's political career.

In 1987, Gary Hart had a very good chance of becoming the next president. Following two successful terms in the US Senate, Hart was the clear frontrunner going into the Democratic primaries, while the Republican party had yet to put its weight behind George H.W. Bush, Pat Robertson, or Bob Dole.

Follow me around. I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'll be very bored.

Hart's campaign was cranking along on all cylinders until, in the lead-up to the primaries, rumors started to swirl that he had been cheating on his wife. When a New York Times reporter asked Hart about the rumors, the former Senator from Colorado unwisely dared journalists to dig up the dirt.

"Follow me around," he said "I don't care. I'm serious. If anybody wants to put a tail on me, go ahead. They'll be very bored."

Unfortunately for Hart, the Miami Herald had been doing just that for weeks, documenting his meetings with a pretty young blonde named Donna Rice. The Herald broke the story the same day the Times ran Hart's double dog dare to reporters, adding insult to injury.

Hart quit his campaign a week after the story broke in May of 1987, but made a half-hearted attempt to reenter the race in December. He ultimately rallied 4,888 votes in the New Hampshire primary (roughly 4%) and quit for good after a dismal showing in the 1988 Super Tuesday elections. Hart still actively participates in beltway politics, though his own political career never recovered.

26. "It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed." - Kin Hubbard

29. "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." - Katharine Whitehorn