GaGa. Bisexual chick with a wild streak? Thank you, yes. I imagine Snooki to be one of those all-talk-no action broads who gabs a good game but can't cash the check. A loudmouth, drunken, smelly idiot who'll cry the first time you flick her clit. a Monchichi that got shaved before cameras rolled.

To be honest, if you're gonna choose Snooki, you might as well pick Rob in a wig. Both are Jersey midgets, but at least you can bank on Rob giving up the anus.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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