Pat and I made a bet on the outcome of the Super Bowl. I lost for those of you who care. I don't really mind that I lost this bet...since I'll be benefiting from this as well.

Now, without going into too much detail...I will first ask you the question and then tell you the sketchy particulars.

THE QUESTION --> What could a woman do (be realistic now) to rock your world?

THE BET --> Loser of the bet would administer a "fully body massage" to the winner...and provide/pay for dinner.

THE SKETCHY PARTICULARS --> I already have a place in mind for dinner (local sports bar type place that has incredible BBQ Ribs) so that's taken care of. Finding private time isn't easy, so I've reserved a room at a local hotel in the area for Saturday night. I will also say that every evening (starting on Monday), I've gotten a Count Down of the remaining days until Saturday. So, there's no doubt in my mind about his level of excitement.

And before you ask, I'm excited too...but also kinda well, you know. Hell, it'll have been three years since I've done the nasty with anyone by the time Saturday rolls around. I'm having a little "first sex encounter" anxiety here.

Please...tell me that you guys go through this too...