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Pat and I made a bet on the outcome of the Super Bowl. I lost for those of you who care. I don't really mind that I lost this bet...since I'll be benefiting from this as well.
Now, without going into too much detail...I will first ask you the question and then tell you the sketchy particulars.
THE QUESTION --> What could a woman do (be realistic now) to rock your world?
THE BET --> Loser of the bet would administer a "fully body massage" to the winner...and provide/pay for dinner.
THE SKETCHY PARTICULARS --> I already have a place in mind for dinner (local sports bar type place that has incredible BBQ Ribs) so that's taken care of. Finding private time isn't easy, so I've reserved a room at a local hotel in the area for Saturday night. I will also say that every evening (starting on Monday), I've gotten a Count Down of the remaining days until Saturday. So, there's no doubt in my mind about his level of excitement.
And before you ask, I'm excited too...but also kinda well, you know. Hell, it'll have been three years since I've done the nasty with anyone by the time Saturday rolls around. I'm having a little "first sex encounter" anxiety here.
Please...tell me that you guys go through this too...
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Yep.
Most important thing is to just relaaaaax.
Pace yourself. And don't tense anything. You'll do fine.
Alcohol helps a little (Just a bit.)
Let this be a lesson to all women; ALWAYS bet on an NFC team.
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I've had that anxiety after dry spells...but it always turns out to be unwarrented. Being with someone new is always nerve wracking, so he'll be nervous too. It sounds like you are comfortable together and know each other, so stop worrying. Just ave FUN!!!
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THREE motherfucking YEARS!!!!!
Good God woman, and you haven't exploded like a balloon filled with shaving cream yet? Are you secretly married or something?
Which hotel you guys staying at? We could send you a gift via room service. (Heh heh heh.)
And no, I never felt like that before a date. No one does. Especially him. Its just you. Its all in your head.
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THREE motherfucking YEARS!!!!!
Good God woman, and you haven't exploded like a balloon filled with shaving cream yet? Are you secretly married or something?
Christ man. ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif) Don't do that! You almost gave me a heart attack!
No, I'm not "secretly married" or anything silly like that. I'm just selective in who I sleep with...and before anyone even asks, yes I've had my own share of 1-nighters and don't need any more thank you.
Besides, just because I haven't had sex in three years doesn't mean that I haven't gotten off during that time. ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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Which hotel you guys staying at? We could send you a gift via room service. (Heh heh heh.)
I could tell you that...but then the Gods only know what the hell would show up there. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass on that offer.
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Originally posted by Dave:
And no, I never felt like that before a date. No one does. Especially him. Its just you. Its all in your head.
Maybe I can have M smack you one good in the arse for me... Seems like you need it...
[ 01-30-2003, 09:22 AM: Message edited by: Bianca ]
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quote:
Originally posted by La Machine:
Yep.
Most important thing is to just relaaaaax.
Pace yourself. And don't tense anything. You'll do fine.
Alcohol helps a little (Just a bit.)
Let this be a lesson to all women; ALWAYS bet on an NFC team.
Fuckin' A....
I don't think I'll be able to relax until sometime Saturday.
I'm floating between extremely excited and slight touch of anxiety/butterflies....
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Originally posted by Kimi:
I've had that anxiety after dry spells...but it always turns out to be unwarrented. Being with someone new is always nerve wracking, so he'll be nervous too. It sounds like you are comfortable together and know each other, so stop worrying. Just ave FUN!!!
I need a big drink right about now...
Christ, can't do that...need to drive to the gym...
Fuckin' A....
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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
I could tell you that...but then the Gods only know what the hell would show up there. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass on that offer.
We were going to send a bottle of Chez Franta Bollinger 1970.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Bianca:
I could tell you that...but then the Gods only know what the hell would show up there. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass on that offer.
We were going to send a bottle of Chez Franta Bollinger 1970.
Uh-huh... :lol:
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Bianca...24 hours left... ![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif)
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Shhh....
It was really bad last night... I'm trying to remain calm...
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Nope never felt that way, granted I had a slight wonder the first time 'round weather I'd be good or not. But that disappeared quickly within oh, 15 seconds into the deed. I discovered I'm very good at the nookie ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif) To be truthful I was the one who pounced on him, lol. Best advice I can give to you and who ever, is just do it, dont think about it. That is if you want to. Its always up to the women to decide. You want him, he wants you.. Let the juices flow and go!! Passion is a great thing if used properlly. :)
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
BOOOM!
There goes Bianca!
Close...but off by a little bit. I was actually drifting off to sleep at that time... ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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And...here I am...home for about 90 minutes and sore as all fuckin' hell.
But it's worth every damn ache in my body.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
Nope never felt that way, granted I had a slight wonder the first time 'round weather I'd be good or not. But that disappeared quickly within oh, 15 seconds into the deed. I discovered I'm very good at the nookie
To be truthful I was the one who pounced on him, lol.
Best advice I can give to you and who ever, is just do it, dont think about it. That is if you want to. Its always up to the women to decide. You want him, he wants you.. Let the juices flow and go!!
Passion is a great thing if used properlly. :)
You werent really very good.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
I could tell you that...but then the Gods only know what the hell would show up there. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass on that offer.
We were going to send a bottle of Chez Franta Bollinger 1970.
'67 was a better year.
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
'67 was a better year.
Not for me it wasn't.
Hell, I wasn't even a sparkle in my momma's eye then.
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Christ! ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
Where's the Advil when you need it? And I need a lot of it! Just like riding a horse folks...you walk funny afterwards. And I wore heels & a skirt today. I must be crazy, insane or somethin'... ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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Or satisfied!! ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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Originally posted by allan1:
Or satisfied!!
Aye...that too! ![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif)
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And...here I am...home for about 90 minutes and sore as all fuckin' hell.
But it's worth every damn ache in my body.
Two words for you:
"Lube" and "up".
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Originally posted by Dave:
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Originally posted by Bianca:
I could tell you that...but then the Gods only know what the hell would show up there. Sorry, I'm gonna have to pass on that offer.
We were going to send a bottle of Chez Franta Bollinger 1970.
'67 was a better year.
You tired old man.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Two words for you:
"Lube" and "up".
Hey...I didn't have those kinds of problems.
I was talking about the sore muscles...
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It's been up for a little while now...
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You have no idea...
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... ![[..zzZZzz..]](graemlins/sleepy.gif)
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So, is this where I can brag about my upcoming weekend? Or should I just keep that to myself?
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Please keep it to yourself. I'm blueballing right now like the last of the dinosaurs.
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Look, La Machine...you ain't the only one not getting any!!!
I look at Bianca's story as a way of living vicariously through someone that has a love life!!!
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A Marvel 2 in 1 team-up would solve both your problems.
This month: La "Giant sized Man-thing" Machine vs "Gimme" Kimi!
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quote:
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It's been up for a little while now...
Erhm.
I didn't notice.
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A picture of Bianca snogging her boyfriend. (Bianca, obviously, is on the left.)
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Just an update....
I met Pat's father and both of his sisters last Friday. 1/2 down and 1/2 to go now. :)
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I'm semi-concerned about meeting his mother...especially since I've found out that with everything that happened in his divorce...she can't stand the Ex and hates it that the boys go to see her every other week. However...the two people I'm almost terrified of meeting...are Tyler and Conner. Meeting a 9 year old and a 7 year old isn't exactly going to be a cake walk...it's got me, like I said, almost terrified. I mean, I don't want to come off as "wicked" or worse do something that would make it seem like I'm trying to bribe or buy them or their attention. Eessh...now I'm gonna panick!
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