the video game debate has finally reached the issue truest to every fanboy's heart: "my console's information is more secure than yours". coupled with the might of web article links where the internet agrees, some spirited and defensive "nuh uh!"s for retorts, a punctuated laughy emoticon sprinkled here and there, a graphic or comic book-style representation of your feelings (optional), bake for 2 hours (pro!) and we're golden.

the era of political rivalry and green lantern division are over. rise, gamer fanboy security force!

one can only hope each combatant is boldly and proudly wearing a t-shirt of their respective corporation, amongst a field of company pennants, whilst assuring colleagues that, despite staying up all night to prepare additional statements, and /or research the competitor's previous comments, they don't take it too seriously. "it's the other guy."

my friends... welcome!


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