Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
what the fuck is wrong with his feet?


You mean Amy's leg sticking out from his junk? \:lol\:

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Also, Rory's crotch shoots electricity!


Yes. That's true.

Some more facts about The Last Centurion:

* If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first ask Rory's permission to invent the Universe.
* Rory once punched a man so hard he literally knocked him into the middle of next week. He then waited a week for the man to appear, then punched him back in time a week to create a stable time loop of Chin Pain.
* The family name Norris is derived from the Anglo Saxon word "Nroriys" which means "one who submits to Rory."
* Rory doesn't simply walk into Mordor... he stares in Mordor's general direction and the entire land obediently crawls towards him beneath his feet.
* The Master was forced to choose another name when he was a kid because "Rory" was already taken.
* Some say Time Lords took Human form. Others say Humans took Time Lord form. In reality, both were influenced by Rory's form.
* The mighty nose of the Last Centurion is a registered weapon of mass destruction across three galaxies and seventeen different time streams...
* God does not play dice with the Universe. However, Rory does play dice with God... and wins every time.
* General Zod kneels before Rory.
* Rory punched the Eleventh Doctor in the face. This is what caused the First Doctor to regenerate.
* Daleks have shot the Doctor twice, but they know better than to f*** with Rory's family.
* The Doctor's yanked the Earth across the galaxy, been to the year 100 trillion and rebooted the universe, but he still had to pose as a strippogram to get Rory Williams on his team.
* Rory has two companions: Amy and the Doctor.
* Rory once looked into the Eye of Harmony. It blinked.
* The Master went mad by staring into the Time Vortex. When Rory Williams stared into the Time Vortex, the Time Vortex went mad.
* Star Trek has "The Picard Maneuver", Battlestar Galactica has "The Adama Maneuver", Doctor Who has "Rory Williams"
* Hey, do you remember that one time when Rory Williams failed? Neither do I.