The interesting thing here is that the only way I can get Airborne Ranger training in my contract is if I change my MOS to Special Forces in the first place.

That would translate to four weeks of hell--on top of all the other bullshit I'd have to put up with.

On the upside: I'd have all four Army Berets, two wicked cool "SF" and "Ranger" tabs on my shoulder, instant E-5 rank (if I didn't already have it), and an Above Top Secret security clearance.

Worth it? I dunno.