Money Joke 70 What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
Money Joke 71 Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player? Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
Money Joke 72 Why shouldn’t you carry two half dollars in your pocket? Because two halves make a whole (hole), and you could lose your money.
