A golfer’s ball landed on the green about two feet from the hole when a huge, mushroom-shaped cloud appeared in the background. “Go ahead and putt,” said the other. “It’ll be a few minutes before the shock wave reaches us.”
A little boy had been pawing over a stationer’s stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?” The boy shook his head and answered, “Got any like a blank report card?”
