An old guy was driving down the highway when his car phone rang. It was his wife, who said, “They just reported a car driving the wrong way on the Interstate,” she said. “Please be careful.” “Heck,” replied the man, “it’s not one car: there’s hundreds of them!”
Mohandas Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He alse ate very little, which him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.
