The 2004 Yankees beat the Innsmouth Shadows for a shot at the title in that league, but they were no match for a HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN!!!

As for football, it should definitely make you proud to beat a guy so knowledgeable about football that he has - in the past - named his team LAST PLACE. Yup, be proud you won this week in a league you designed specifically to favor yourself and your husband, Sammitch. Hold your head up high in week two, you mook. The Fantasy Sports Gawds take notice, you zilch.

(See? Even in defeat, I'm still the king of trash talk!!! Thanks for another fun fantasy year, y'alls.)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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