He's proof you can train anyone. Of course, with that pliable military mind of his, it's a lot easier to condition. If we had theme tunes for our profiles (looks at rob), I'd set up a bell sound for him. I would ping, and he'd come running in with "Oh forsooth my conscience is so great, I can no longer bear the ills of the world! I must masturbate to octopus fantasies. Roger!"
