I have nothing against Starbucks, but I don't like the place since it makes me feel like I have to learn a bunch of stuff just so I won't look like an uncultured doofus while ordering. Some of the coffee in there have names that take longer to pronounce than to drink, and some of them have weird names that when pronounced incorrectly, will make some of the baristas roll their eyes at you before they drop the obligatory spit in your drink.

There is hope, though. Now that netbooks have become inexpensive, a large number of cheap bastards have begun frequenting Starbucks for their free Wi-Fi. Motherfuckers only order one cup of regular coffee and stay there for the whole afternoon, typing away at their portables.