Cause of death for philosophers:
Bentham: Fell off his stilts
Freud: Slipped
Goodman: Gruesome bleen inflection
Hare: Wrong prescription
Heraclitus: Fell in the same river twice
Jackson: Saw red
Kripke: Went rigid
Marx: Capital punishment
Peirce: Abducted
Plato: Caved in
Wittgenstein: Became the late Wittgenstein

No comment about Occam? -- I'm sure the list could be expanded indefinitely at any rate...