BEST DUMPING LINES


77. Now that I'm sober...I remembered...I'm married and have a kid and live in Nebraska. I don't know why I am in St.Louis, and can I have the key to these handcuffs? Please, I need to go home.
-Jason"The answer guy" H-


78. THE DOCTOR SAYS I'M DYING OF CANCER SO I THINK YOU BETTER FIND SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE I'M ONLY EXPECTED TO LIVE FOR 6 MONTHS.
-KELLY -


79. Two simple words. "I am gay"
-Petrie Hosermouth -


80. Drop them off at the grocery store and never go pick 'em up.
-S'mores -


81. Hey, did you know that you could leave any time now?? Yeah, I think I made it clear when I started making out with someone else over there!
-I.M. Retard -


82. Hum, sing, whistle 50 ways to lose your lover constantly.
-Priscilla -


83. "I'm sleeping with my brother."
-Jim Bob Bill -


84. Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey.
-Riffraff -


85. Excuse me, but I'm moving to Antarctica tomorrow to start work on important governmental research. See ya!
-Chinchilla -


86. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you.
-Malissa -


87. Can I borrow that cute little blue teddy and heels?
-some guy -