53. Well, whatever you do, don't propose a "menage a twoi" like Seinfeld did. -Suomynona-
54. The judge changed my kid's visitation schedule. -De Ole Sarge-
55. I can't meet your needs for the foreseeable future because I find working on my site and hanging out with my net pals far more absorbing than conversing with you or even looking at your face, actually. -Damn, I've been looking for an excuse this good for years! Thank God for the Cold War!!-
56. Hi, I am Elvis Shortliver! -Elvis Shortliver-
57. You look too much like my sister/brother, I can't see you anymore. -Keggers-
58. I don't want you as a boyfriend, no we can't still be friends..and, oh, by the way you're ugly too. -Mako-
59. Sorry, you don't make the flag on my mailbox go up anymore. (for females) -Suzie Q -
60. I'm considering suicide because after being with you, hell should be a breeze. -Jason -
61. Goodbye. I don't want to see you again. Goodbye, I don't even wanna be your friend. So get out now before I call security. @@@Thw Wonderful Tatum@@@
62. For women: I've been thinking about us getting married. For men: Does your friend like three-somes? -Captain Pyro -
63. Mom says I'm too good for you. -Unanimous Visitor -
64. You looked better when I was drinking. -anonymous -
