Q. What is a vampires favorite holiday?
A. Fangsgiving.

Q. What happened when two vampires met?
A. It was love at first bite!

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

Q. How does a girl vampire flirt?
A. She bats her eyes.

Skeleton Jokes
Q. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A. He had no body to dance with.