Have You Ever Cheated on Me?

G-man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. After 50 years, G-man wanted to know if G-man's wife was always faithful. G-man asked, "Have you ever cheated on me?"

G-man's wife replied, "Yes, three times."

"What?!", yelled G-man, "When?"

G-man's wife said, "Remember when the septic tank flooded back in '69 and we couldn't afford to fix it? I convinced the plumber to fix it for free."

"And?"G-man's wife said, "Remember when you needed heart surgery in '75 and we didn't have insurance? I had the doctor treat you for free."

"And the third time?"

"Do you remember when you ran for mayor back in '89 and you were behind by 200 votes..."

"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson

I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!