I'm not saying someone has put a hit out on Pro, but I'm just saying, if someone wants to pay people to take him down, I'm a very good candidate. Because I don't have any motive and have no feuds with the guy, past or present.
Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger and bears a striking resemblance to Agent 47. He could easily overpower me (and then rape me, because that's what you're supposed to do when you overpower another guy. I watched Oz.)
Any tips on how I can take him down? I prefer methods that will give me a chance to do one of those badass poses, preferably at night so that the full moon can serve as my background.
