Unfortunately, Pro is way bigger and bears a striking resemblance to Agent 47.
He could easily overpower me (and then rape me, because that's what you're supposed to do when you overpower another guy. I watched Oz.)
True and accurate. Rape-wise.
Any tips on how I can take him down? I prefer methods that will give me a chance to do one of those badass poses, preferably at night so that the full moon can serve as my background.
I suggest long lectures on magic and fantasy books. I'll kill myself within minutes.
