I begged the wife to let me have an N64 because it had the coolest Star Wars game ever(Shadows of the Empire) and GoldenEye and a new Zelda and Mario game.So I got it and it was legen....wait for it.....dary. But if you're feeling old Pro,let me help you feel young....like when the world was new. My first game console was a ColecoVision....brand new.....Christmas '82.
It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
1,999,999+ points.
Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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