Congrats.

Now, being a new parent and all, here's a few things that you must remember.
  • You'll never get to sleep ever again. EVER!
  • All your cool stuff will now either have to be stored away out of the kid's reach, or burned.
  • The bigger the kid, the bigger the poopie.
  • Infants have the unexplainable knack to generate 100x their body weight in poopie.
    When your kid learns to talk, the word poopie will be funny to him.