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I think that's in Hoboken

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/horde-of-orange-monsters-exits-local-tanning-salon,6523/

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Horde Of Orange Monsters Exits Local Tanning Salon

HOBOKEN, NJ—Terrifying every innocent bystander in its wake, a menagerie of hideously hued orange beasts burst from the Hollywood Tans on Washington Street Tuesday and marched aimlessly through the downtown area in a macabre parade of unspeakable grotesquerie. "The horror!" local resident Julie Hollingsworth said as she stood frozen, blinded by the glare of the creatures' luminous white teeth. "My eyes! My eyes are besieged! What evil forces have entered these unearthly sacks of blistered leather and made them dance so revoltingly?" According to traumatized witnesses, the monsters communicated with one another in a series of high-pitched, unrecognizable shrieks, possibly calling for the doom of all mankind or perhaps asking for the location of the nearest Pinkberry


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Don't worry, Bobo, Dennis Quaid is on his way to save you!.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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with his penis.

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No, that's Randy Quaid.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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with Randy Quaid's penis.

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No,Randy has Dennis's penis.


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Seems Hoboken is the new New Orleans (New-New Orleans?):
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HOBOKEN, N.J. (AP) — Officials in the city of Hoboken, N.J., are defending their response to severe flooding from superstorm Sandy.

Public Safety director Jon Tooke says at least 25 percent of the city on the Hudson River across from Manhattan remains under water. He estimates at least 20,000 people are stranded and says most are being encouraged to shelter in place until floodwaters recede.

Tempers flared Wednesday morning outside City Hall as some residents complained the city was slow to get food and other supplies out to the stranded.

Tooke says emergency personnel have been working 24/7. He says the "scope of this situation is enormous."


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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I've been through stuff like this on an almost yearly basis for the past half decade, I hope Rob stocked water and food, and kept his Nintendo DS charged.

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I remember back in 2009 when Ketsana/Ondoy hit, and I didn't have electricity for days but had access to the internet via my phone, which can be recharged with AAA batteries. Spent 3 days wanking off to porn on my cel.

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..yeah buddy. I found a pic online. You should really remember to hydrate...


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Had a conversation with PJP today. His power is out, but he says they're all okay. He's further away from the coastline, which means he got wind and rain but not the 13 ft. surge that NY and the NJ coast got. He can't talk on his phone but he can send texts.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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pjp!

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 Originally Posted By: thedoctor
Seems Hoboken is the new New Orleans (New-New Orleans?)


Somewhere, even as I write this, whomod is posting a story about the National Guard shooting people on the Hudson River waterfront walkway.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy

I think that's in Hoboken


yar, that's hoboken from my balcony. the tower in the upper right is the new WTC freedom tower. the river raging in the main part of the picture is the hudson river. ...typically about 12 blocks from my apartment, and not typically forcing cars out of its way. snake had already escaped from new york, so we missed our chance.

no power, no internet, and most damning, no cell service! there was a good 3-5 feet of water surrounding our building until it receded enough for us to sneak out a side exit. now, there's a mini gas crisis going on, with everyone all pissy at the stations. i'm at my in-laws house now, so they at least have all the power stuff.

honestly, wasn't too bad. the worst part was absolutely the boredom. looks like the jersey shores got torn up pretty terrible, including monopoly's boardwalk!


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Now that Rob's actually posted, I've suddenly become disinterested in this thread.

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....Not that I had any interest before mind you.

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In fact, this is the first time I've even bothered to click on this thread.

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Sure, JQ. Suuuuure...

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Stupid Doog, you are nothing but an empty chair!

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with poop in it!

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SHUT UP!

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That's where poop typically goes.


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Unless you're Dave.


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