Just accept the fact that you didn't wear drawers and got busted.
Which would then beg the question of how you would feel if there
were underpants that just so happend to be pulled down as well. Somehow I doubt your opinion would change.
By your standard, how many layers of clothing is required to exhonerate someone in the event of a wardrobe malfunction? 'Cuz quite frankly, I find that one form-fitting layer is enough to tell people, "I do not want to be seen in the nude".
Your tune is eerily similar to the rants made by the chodes who lectured people who had info stolen from their phones