Ya know,it's a simple premise I pointed out
And you said that premise extends beyond dresses, which tells me you're full of shit.
According to you, it doesn't matter how much a person prepares him or herself for wardrobe malfunctions. It's always going to be their fault.
If you had just said it was her fault for wearing a dress, I wouldn't have said a thing. But you decided to play a game of mental gymnastics and go that extra mile to say it would be her fault regardless. And so you're a dumb ass.