RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts The Revenge of Frank Burns.

17. Tell them your company is relocating you and then just… never move.


18. Take them to an expensive restaurant and break up with them over dinner. When they begin to make a scene — and oh, they will — retract your resignation, take them home, and sleep with them one last time. Then end it in the morning because, obviously.