The house I live in is representative of what people tend to imagine when they think of "third world living conditions," so almost all hotels and motels I've been to were a significant step up, even ones that people would consider bottom of the barrel.

Although I've been to one that I hated simply because the bathroom didn't have a door. It just has a curtain. It wouldn't really matter if I'm the only one renting the room, but I was sharing the room with someone and it just felt awkward using the toilet while feeling like the other person could accidentally walk in.

The best one I've been to was at the Richmonde something-something. A former boss of mine brought his entire staff over for a Filipino-Chinese businessmen's convention of sorts and I was part of the entourage. We were booked in the more expensive suites and the room was big enough for four people but I only had to room in with 3. They got a fully stocked fridge inside that had beer. The hallway kinda looked like the one from the Shining, though.