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misheard lyrics

Robert Palmer: Addicted To Love
Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove.

Abba: Dancing Queen
See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen

Queen: Bohemian Rhapsody
The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....

Traditional: We Wish You A Merry Christmas
Now bring us some friggin' pudding

Madonna: Like a Virgin
Like a virgin touched for the thirty-first time.

Bee Gees: Stayin' Alive
Steak and a Knife, Steak and a Knife