I remember when Llance hit his midlife crisis. Well I do not remember it personally, but I do remember reading about it in a history book when I was a young scallywag at school.
I think it was during the fifth dynasty. Maybe the fourth. (his midlife crisis that is, not my school days)
I think it was that very history book that turned me straight for a while. Seeing a centre page spread of Llance breasts was not a good introduction to naked men.