Yo mamma's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

- Yo mamma's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker.

- Yo mamma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

- Yo mamma's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip 'n Slide.

- Yo mamma's so big, she whistles bass.

- Yo mamma's so big, that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

- Yo mamma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"